i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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