I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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