I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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