who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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