For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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