We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
where does the pee come out of this thing
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Your cock deserves a montage
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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