By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Dear god my vagina.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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