Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
My legs feel like baby dolphins
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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