I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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