But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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