Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
she pinky promised me she was 18
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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