She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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