I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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