Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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