He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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