WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
