omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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