Where is the hickey?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
