D3 body, D1 cock
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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