I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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