I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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