How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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