If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
