The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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