i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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