she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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