that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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