This is not my ceiling
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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