I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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