yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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