Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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