I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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