i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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