His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
jump out the window naked night went bad
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