I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
My ass is underappreciated
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I party with great urgency now.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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