So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
His nipple licking is glorious
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