Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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