is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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