I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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