Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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