Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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