It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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