Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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