i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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