is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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