I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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