rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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