I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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