Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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