is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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