Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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