What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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