I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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